Why you don't get published.
Unchosen captions:Three cheers for manual shredding: cuts the bills, cuts the calories, cuts the crap.--woHow was I supposed to know the muscle suit would wrinkle in the wash?--faceless minionThat's it -- I'm done watching QVC when I can't sleep...--anon.Whoever invented the wheel shoulda invented another one. --woThis beauty powers my computer, but I still need to burn manuscripts to power the rest of the building. --anon.I have to burn off those calories gained from devouring the hopes and dreams of authors. --Matthew
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Unchosen captions:
Three cheers for manual shredding: cuts the bills, cuts the calories, cuts the crap.--wo
How was I supposed to know the muscle suit would wrinkle in the wash?--faceless minion
That's it -- I'm done watching QVC when I can't sleep...--anon.
Whoever invented the wheel shoulda invented another one. --wo
This beauty powers my computer, but I still need to burn manuscripts to power the rest of the building. --anon.
I have to burn off those calories gained from devouring the hopes and dreams of authors. --Matthew
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