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Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Cartoon 298

Caption: Whirlochre

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posted by Evil Editor | 7:29 AM

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Blogger Evil Editor said...

Unchosen Captions:

No! I told you I'm not editing your I Dream of Jeannie novelization. --freddie

Nope, can't think of a thing. I'm pretty much set, thanks. --r. watson

C'mon. Now you're not even trying. Barbara Eden didn't have pointy ears and a chin beard. --blogless_troll

Hey, pal, I was rubbing the other lamp!

I wish you'd stop pestering me about your novel!--writtenwyrdd

You used all three wishes to get your query critiqued. Drop your synopsis in the trash and go away. --Justus Bowman

Whatta you lookin' at? I wasn't rubbing your lamp.--anon.

"I said I was looking for a literary GENIUS, dummy!"--Tal

It's not the lamp I'm rubbing, jackass.--Paul Penna

OK, OK! I'll just take the broads & the gold & forget finding the perfect query! --Khazar-Khum

Look, pal, I granted you your wish to have more wishes, but there's a limit on what I can do, and I can't make your manuscript publishable.--writtenwyrdd

...and for my third wish, what about you get short term memory loss again? --wo

A literate query for the next 'Marley & Me,' a Kindle, and three more wishes.--Jared X

8:08 AM  
Blogger fairyhedgehog said...

Oh, yes, that's our Whirl! Very funny one.

Some of the others were very good too. I laughed at freddie's.

9:48 AM  
Blogger Whirlochre said...

For some odd reason, everything I've pumped out since Christmas has been fart related.

11:59 AM  
Blogger Dave F. said...

Perhaps it was the diet of Christmas
Brussel Sprouts sauteed in olive oil and garlic with sides of savoy cabbage and refried beans.

5:21 PM  

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