Why you don't get published.
Unchosen Captions:No! I told you I'm not editing your I Dream of Jeannie novelization. --freddie Nope, can't think of a thing. I'm pretty much set, thanks. --r. watson C'mon. Now you're not even trying. Barbara Eden didn't have pointy ears and a chin beard. --blogless_trollHey, pal, I was rubbing the other lamp!I wish you'd stop pestering me about your novel!--writtenwyrddYou used all three wishes to get your query critiqued. Drop your synopsis in the trash and go away. --Justus BowmanWhatta you lookin' at? I wasn't rubbing your lamp.--anon."I said I was looking for a literary GENIUS, dummy!"--Tal It's not the lamp I'm rubbing, jackass.--Paul Penna OK, OK! I'll just take the broads & the gold & forget finding the perfect query! --Khazar-KhumLook, pal, I granted you your wish to have more wishes, but there's a limit on what I can do, and I can't make your manuscript publishable.--writtenwyrdd...and for my third wish, what about you get short term memory loss again? --wo A literate query for the next 'Marley & Me,' a Kindle, and three more wishes.--Jared X
Oh, yes, that's our Whirl! Very funny one.Some of the others were very good too. I laughed at freddie's.
For some odd reason, everything I've pumped out since Christmas has been fart related.
Perhaps it was the diet of Christmas Brussel Sprouts sauteed in olive oil and garlic with sides of savoy cabbage and refried beans.
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