I came up with my caption before posting the cartoon, but posted anyway to see if something better came in. Credit to freddie for coming up with the same idea.
You know, if you ad a couple plastic bags, those bins can double as cheap coffins...
Useless scientific facts: Although I never worked with SECRET material, I did work with CONFIDENTIAL material and I can tell you that your office shredder just shreds. With enough patience and religious fervor {!} you can paste those documents back together. Now a SECRET shredder cuts in two directions and creates confetti not larger than 2 square millimeter.
Beyond SECRET material is EYES ONLY where you have to shred your eyeballs after you read it.
Beyond EYES ONLY is "YOU DON'T KNOW DICK!" level where you must be in Dick Cheney's office to determine what is secret and then, you must remain there and live in his walk-in safe for the next ten years.
There is a level beyond that, it's called Guantanamo but that's all YOU are allowed to know.
Caption: Evil Editor
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Unchosen captions:
Maybe I should just put 'em outside and label 'em "Mail"...--anon.
I wonder if they can make them bigger -- for Rejected Authors... --anon.
Hmm. We're gonna need a few more bins.--freddie
Call me paranoid, but have those bins switched places since I shredded the last query? --WO
I came up with my caption before posting the cartoon, but posted anyway to see if something better came in. Credit to freddie for coming up with the same idea.
Very funny, EE. And no incontinence confusion.
You know, if you ad a couple plastic bags, those bins can double as cheap coffins...
Useless scientific facts:
Although I never worked with SECRET material, I did work with CONFIDENTIAL material and I can tell you that your office shredder just shreds. With enough patience and religious fervor {!} you can paste those documents back together. Now a SECRET shredder cuts in two directions and creates confetti not larger than 2 square millimeter.
Beyond SECRET material is EYES ONLY where you have to shred your eyeballs after you read it.
Beyond EYES ONLY is "YOU DON'T KNOW DICK!" level where you must be in Dick Cheney's office to determine what is secret and then, you must remain there and live in his walk-in safe for the next ten years.
There is a level beyond that, it's called Guantanamo but that's all YOU are allowed to know.
You're a stinker!
Well, you know what they say about great minds, EE.
Great, twisted minds . . .
Dave--I HAVE worked with SECRET material.
Score one for the Mole!
Third try -
Tal,
I'm not blue. But you can add to the comedy routine.
;)
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