Why you don't get published.
For Christ's sake get a move on!These evil intergalactic lizard lords — they've been keeping me imprisoned here for centuries!How I long to see EE shinnying down the dark metal walls of my confine on the end of a rope, laser pistol in hand, with Robin, Dave, Buffy, Phoenix and all hovering overhead in their Blitzo-fighters.Oh to hear EE cry, "Commander McKoala! The reptiles are slain! We're ready to teleport him back to Dingo Central, there to feast on a selection of Sylvia's Catalan muffins!"
Unchosen captions:I'm starting to understand the Jigsaw Killer...--anon.I hate queries that make me figure out the plot. --StacyIt's like reading The Da Vinci Code -- except this time I have all the pieces. --anon.This is too easy -- I think I need a better shredder. --anon.But the real puzzle is how Grisham ever got published. --anon.The magnificent protrusion in the upper-right corner looks familiar. Mrs V, fetch me a mirror! --arhooley
Hold your reptiles, Whirl. We're all still waiting in line to see the new Harry Potter movie first...
Hah! There were some pretty good Unchosens this time too.
"Commander McKoala" - me likey...
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