Why you don't get published.
Unchosen captions:Since you're held in a queue till 2025 why don't I read you my dystopian novel about ME ME ME ME ME? --WhirlochreSir, I've checked your account status and I'm going to have to transfer you to our Indian call center.--anon.Are you still holding, sir? Boy, you really do need help... --anon.Sir, Grisham called from IN THE HOUSE. GET OUT OF THE HOUSE NOW. --StacyActually you are right, sir, I am being in Milwaukee and only faking the Indian accent. --anon.I see you're on our premium plan -- what time would you like it to be? --anon.Sure, I'll just Google that for you... --anon.And for a limited time, for just $19.99 more, you get access to the dreams of hundreds of unpublished authors to play with as you want! --Khazar-khum
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