Why you don't get published.
Unchosen captions:It's a metaphor, dammit! --anon.Crap! Just realized this is the Democratic Convention. --StacyThe elephant is thinking, "last time I do this for an iced bun". --WhirlochreBuy my book and get a free elephant! --anon.I'm going to read from Murakami's The Elephant Vanishes. And it better fucking work this time. --anon."Why do you Cretins insist publishing rides on the backs of the Republican party?" --DixonTwenty bowls of bran and Dumbo still hasn't churned out the new Grisham I'm waiting for. --RedstarHow can Ms. V *not* say yes? I've gone to all this trouble! --Mother (Re)producesWhatever did we do before we had remote control pachyderms? --anon.
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