Why you don't get published.
Heh. I'd love to see in that package.Merry Christmas Eve, EE!
Unchosen captions:How sweet! You used the exact same paper and ribbon I gave you last year!--anon.Oh, it was no trouble -- the gas station's open all night. --anon.I bought it off the internet. In fact as soon as I got the e-mail, I thought of you... --anon....so anyway, if John does drop by this year, give him this and say it's from me. --anon.Ticking noise? No I don't hear any... --MRWell, it's leaking white powder, so it's either from a very angry minion, or a very grateful one... --MRHappy Christmas! Don't worry about the ticking noise, it's perfectly normal. --Steve WrightSorry it's late -- all that turkey had me a little bunged up... --anonYou know, you really didn't have to write this into my contract. --anon.No, no -- The present's here, in my hands... --anon.
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