Why you don't get published.
Unchosen captions:With dragonDammit, this is the last time we vacation with the mother-in-law. --anon.The breeze is strangely warm for January. --anon.Without dragonMe and my editor and agent friends got all our slush piles together and are now skiing on Mt. Slushmore.Now that's what I call a hook... --woTime to tackle the slush pile. The legal thriller pile forms a black diamond course.--r. watsonI can't help it -- I even spend my vacation in the slush... --anon.Photos with Sarah Palin, a moose in the road, and my skis are too tight. These book tours can be a pain. --LisaThis had better be good. He said it's called "The Shining." --CalliopeCover shot for Evil Editor Magazine, featuring Ski Novel Rejections --Mrs. FussSee my article in Evil Editor Magazine: Rejecting the Ski Manual--Mrs. FussOkay, I concede. Banff is a real word. --anon.'Shreaded Slush Ski Paradise.' Why didn't I think of it before? *This* is where the real money is! --Mother (Re)produces
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