Why you don't get published.
Unchosen captions:Ahh, fresh squeezed blood of minion.--Rick DaleyI guess it was nice of Meyer to send it over, but I skipped the Twilight launch party for a reason.--Mother (Re)producesHalf a diablo? Does this guy think I'm some sorta clown?--woEither he put an olive in my Manhattan, or he's got a really nasty cold... --anon.Oh, my -- breakfast time already. --anon.(From cup): EEeeeeeeeeee. EEeeeeeeeeee. You know you want meeeeeeeeee.EE: Shut up, Jell-o. Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! --Mother (Re)producesSmart duds, but I shoulda splashed out another hundred for the Telekinesis Option...--woSince when does sodium pentathol come in cherry flavor? --Faceless MinionI like them dry with a dash of hemlock.--Wendy
I bow as always to your superiorly evil editorial judgement, but personally, I liked the jello one best.:)
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