If people are staying away from theaters on Saturdays, and movie attendance is way down, it's not just because of the economy or because movies stink these days. It's mainly because everyone's at home getting into Evil Editor's Shorts.
Okay, is it just me, or does the old woman perk after hearing the word "whore"? And also, very cool she has gaged lobes. How very emo of her. She's what? Hundred... maybe 110 years old, so she was way ahead of today's trend. Look at those lobes!
Poe would be proud. Premature burial is one of those iconic deaths, like being eaten alive by sharks, being impaled on knives, or being seduced by evil as the undead, that creep out 99 percent of humanity. Then there's the 1% of us who just giggle and smirk.
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Uh... nice voice, sunshine...
Okay, is it just me, or does the old woman perk after hearing the word "whore"? And also, very cool she has gaged lobes. How very emo of her. She's what? Hundred... maybe 110 years old, so she was way ahead of today's trend. Look at those lobes!
Poe would be proud. Premature burial is one of those iconic deaths, like being eaten alive by sharks, being impaled on knives, or being seduced by evil as the undead, that creep out 99 percent of humanity. Then there's the 1% of us who just giggle and smirk.
No, no, you all missed the point. It's the way the young man's eyes pop when he hears the scratching noise.
That and EE thinks Charlize is getting pretty old.
When I got home, I sprayed a full tub of popcorn onto the doorstep looking for my key. And who was that girl sat on the back row next to me?
"It's mainly because everyone's at home getting into Evil Editor's Shorts."
Yes, I noticed and I am keeping my mouth shut for once. Barely.
This was excellent, EE. Poor uncle, are you going to rescue him?
This is a scream.
You realize now we actually do need one of these every Saturday...right?
Very Poe indeed. Those old lady ear lobes were darned horrific as well.
So now minions are writing the scripts for these shorts? Man, I'd better read the label on mine better...
These are great, really. The shorts really bring the New Beginnings to life.
'Course, it's all in the writing...
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