Why you don't get published.
Some Unchosen captions:Okay, I take it back: Jurassic Park was neither trite nor implausible... --anon. Sure, it's light on amenities, but as far as travel, I got a great discount.--? I didn't say dangle my parts, you nimrod! I said dangling participle! --writtenwyrdd(if the pterodactyl's talking) Whee! Watch this! Nuthin' but net!--writtenwyrdd Just what I need — an MS etched into 400 miles of canyon.-- wo Okay, okay, so it CAN happen in real life; doesn't mean it should be in your book... --anon. If this thing takes a crap, I'm in trouble...-- anon The ticket was cheap, but I am not looking forward to the free nuts... --anon. I realise you look forward to hearing from me soon regarding your "contemporary Jurassic period science fiction" novel, Mr. Ugg, but I fear you may have misunderstood the guidelines concerning the SASE...-- Sophia Ahmed) "Recapture the glamour of flying as it used to be..." Yeah, right. --anon.
Just what I need — an MS etched into 400 miles of canyon.-- woI love this one!
The best ones stare you in the face.Great stuff, WW.
WW, you've got two great lines here!
Sophia's SASe one is pretty good, too.
I like WW's and WO's--very funny!:-)
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