Friday, July 31, 2015

Dear Literary Agent... now available in digital format.

At last. The book that collects the funniest query critiques from this blog (and improves many of them with new laughs and artwork), is available in a format you can afford. You get the werewolf popes, the pay phone occlusions, the ruthless vigilante sorcerers... 50 in all.

Whether you've been here for the whole 9+ years and want the book as a memento, or you got here recently and don't have time to slog through 1200+ query letters on your computer screen, you want this book.

Of course you'd rather have the 8 by 10 full-color book, but if you don't want to spring for the higher cost, this is the next-best thing.

Click on "bookstore" in the sidebar. Then click on the picture of the book, and order the version you want. The digital version is $2.99. I'll send you the code that allows you to read it on your tablet. Or on your computer screen.

Also available in digital format: 

Schliegelman Saves the Universe (EE's award-winning novelette transformed into a graphic novel starring EE as Schliegelman)

The History of the World in Tweets (What happened, when it happened, and what's so funny about it, in 140 characters)


Dottie D said...

oooohhh awesome!

AA said...

I couldn't check out. It kept saying "correct the errors" to continue but there were none that I can see.
Is there any other way to send you the payment for the softcover version?

Evil Editor said...

Strange, no one else has complained. Also strange that they don't highlight the errors they're talking about. In any case, I believe you can send cash via Square without even having a Square account. All you need is my email ( And you'll have to give them the source of the money, whether a bank account or debit or credit card. I think you can do this with Paypal as well. If those don't work, email me and I'll have you write a check.