There've been two "Guess Which Titles Are Real Cookbooks" quizzes over the years. I've combined the best of both into one quiz. Ten of the titles below are actual cookbooks. The rest were made up by EE and his minions. Answers are below the quiz.
Go Fork Yourself: Recipes for Life
Moon Unit Zappa’s Vegan Goodies
The Endangered Species Cookbook
The Endangered Species Cookbook
The Hunting in the Nude Cookbook
The Lost Ravioli Recipes of Hoboken
Mama Nazima's Jewish Iraqi Cuisine
Ring of Fire: Recipes for Anal Distress
Fishwife's Guide to Cooking for Ingrates
The Sharper Your Knife, the Less You Cry
Stoned Soup: Favorite Recipes of the Martyrs
Long Table: The Complete Giraffe Recipe Guide
Yeast Infections: Natural Bread Baking at Home
Hungry for You: From Cannibalism to Seduction
The Head's the Best Part! 101 Ways to Cook Brain
Unsettling Soups For Your Pre-Suicide Farewell Party
Unsettling Soups For Your Pre-Suicide Farewell Party
From Here to Eternity: Recipes Inspired by the Afterlife.
Erin go Burp: Traditional Meals from Ireland's Emerald Shores.
The Bulimia Cookbook: Recipes that Taste Just as Good Coming Up
The Bulimia Cookbook: Recipes that Taste Just as Good Coming Up
Beyond Offal: Decorating Dishes With Hooves, Teeth, Horns And Fur
The Willie Nelson "Cooked Goose" Cookbook and IRS Financial Advisor
Eat What You Want and Die Like a Man: the World's Unhealthiest Cookbook
The Redneck Grill: The Most Fun You Can Have With Fire, Charcoal, and a Dead Animal
Heat: An Amateur's Adventures as Kitchen Slave, Line Cook, Pasta-Maker, and Apprentice to a Dante-Quoting Butcher in Tuscany
The actual cookbooks are:
The Hunting in the Nude Cookbook
The Endangered Species Cookbook
The Lost Ravioli Recipes of Hoboken
Mama Nazima's Jewish Iraqi Cuisine
The Sharper Your Knife, the Less You Cry
Hungry for You: From Cannibalism to Seduction
The Willie Nelson "Cooked Goose" Cookbook and IRS Financial Advisor
Eat What You Want and Die Like a Man: the World's Unhealthiest Cookbook
The Redneck Grill: The Most Fun You Can Have With Fire, Charcoal, and a Dead Animal
Heat: An Amateur's Adventures as Kitchen Slave, Line Cook, Pasta-Maker, and Apprentice to a Dante-Quoting Butcher in Tuscany
1 comment:
There is an entire movement to cook in the nude.
I paused to let that sink in. The story is that our bodies can smell and taste food through th eskina nd thus cooking is tastier and more enjoyable in the nude. (I didn't just make that up, BTW) . . .
Some company sells a shield to protect the more delicate parts of the anatomy. I can't find the link but it looks like a giant plastic jock strap in red.
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