The current lack of queries leads me to take desperate measures: A query-writing exercise.
1. Go to this random number generator and generate a random number from 1 to 1037.
2. Locate the Face-Lift that corresponds with that number in the archives of this blog.
3. Choose any one of the fake plots (make sure it's not the real plot) and write a query letter for that book.
4. As we already have fake plots for the original title, come up with a better title so we can play Guess the Plot with your query letter.
5. Hurry up. We're dying here.