Friday, June 01, 2012

Amusing Excerpt 10

Actual (or not) amusing (or not) excerpts from (or not from) minions' WIPs. If you have constructive criticism or unadulterated praise, feel free to comment.


 Set up: Evil Editor is writing his memoirs from his trip to Bangkok decades ago when he was researching the uncle who left him a diary after passing away.

Yetisha, the large she-male, is serving my coffee, her/his breasts are large and bouncy melonish spheres, the hormones are doing good things and making her/him happy. She/he makes the regulars feel, jiggle and massage them and asks our opinion. I tell her/him over and over her/his breasts are great, but she/he must get that nasty little finger taken off her/his ear. I flick it for fun, it is a little protruding digit that is, well, like a miniature jointed baby finger. It is unusual in the west but not that uncommon here. She/he assures me it is coming off when she/he gets castrated. My knees slam together at the word “castration”.

Yetisha wants a date with me post op, sometime next year. I say yes, I will take her/him on a date soon after the surgery. Then neither of us will have any expectations, what with stitches and all. I tell her/him I am not into women who were men pre op, but a dinner post op would be ok. That makes her/him happy. She/he goes back to playing with her/his nipples as I sip my coffee watching the woman/man with breasts enjoy her/his expanded playing field. I have a date with a breasted man. What next?

--Wilkins MacQueen

6 comments:

heellisgoa.com said...

Oh my God what did I just read? I really like it, although I have no idea why.

Wilkins MacQueen said...

Thank you dear.

Dave Fragments said...

That is going to be a very strange story. I like strange.

Kati T. said...

God, I love a freaky story. The her/him is just as awkward on the screen as it is when trying to decide how to address her/him in person, absent a name.
I write freaky short stories, too. Wish I'd written this one.

Anonymous said...

This was a fun read.

It must say something about me that I found the digit-ear combo more intriguing than the thought of EE getting picked up by a Bangkok ladyboy. (I get the feeling that sort of thing happens to him all the time).

Wilkins MacQueen said...

I'm delighted with the comments. It was an excerpt from the Half Lies and Bursting Bubbles on Kaosan Rd. query I submitted a while back.

Absurdist,etc. My mc went on a merry chase/set of adventure around Bangkok scoping out clues to why her uncle left her his journal.

The vestigial ear appendix I'll call it, when you seen one, you can hardly stop staring. More predominant in China, but I swear, true phenomena.