Why you don't get published.
Unchosen captions:These new punching bags sure are a hit! -r. watsonKeep practicing. Gotta be ready in case I ever see EE in person.--EE
Aw. Poor EE.
EE, if you are running out of cartoon ideas, perhaps you might segue into a "caption that advert" mode? You could post some pictures and we supply potential slogans to go with them. Might make for a nice change and get a few more folks supplying ideas. Because I know it isn't just my outstanding wit that's getting my captions chosen; it's got to be that you are getting fewer of them, too!
WAIT WAIT: Here's the news to end all newsNEENAH, Wis. - If two-ply toilet paper is good, then three-ply tissue must be better. At least that's what toilet-paper researchers in northeastern Wisconsin hope.Yes, there is such a thing as a toilet-paper researcher. And a team of them at Georgia Pacific's Innovation Institute in Neenah has come up with a three-ply version of its Quilted Northern product.The new product will be launched Monday. WOW - the world is saved. Starving Millions will eat tonight and gold coins will rain from the sky!
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