A dozen of the following thirty titles are available at Amazon.com. The others were made up by the Evil Minions. Make your guesses; the answers are below.
Zombie Bums from Uranus
Man, Beast and Zombie
White Zombie Astro-Creep
Stubbs the Zombie: Rebel Without a Pulse
March of the Undead
How to Make Love Like a Zombie
Brainstorm
Would Anyone who has Lost an Arm Please Contact the Service Desk: Your Limb is Waiting For You
Zomboni: the ultimate sex guide for the living dead
Zomboni: My Life Driving the Truck With the Wacky Name
Dead Man's Best
Fred and Anthony Meet the Demented Super-de-Germ-O Zombie
Zombie Monkey Monster Jamboree
The Dead Rise
The Zen of Zombie
The Down-Home Zombie Blues
Zombie Surf Commandos
The Good, the Dead and the Fed
The Dead-Vinci Mode: Renaissance Art from a nonliving perspective.
Love You True, My Eye's On You
Gombie: An Autobiography. From stretchy to stiff and all the stuff in between.
100 Zombies You Should Know: a feel-good book for the undead.
Dead Alive
Everything I Needed to Know, I Learned While I Was Still Alive: inspiring anecdotes and observations from a former Rabbi (and yes, he still keeps kosher)
The Secret Life of Z's: The original do-it-yourself book for zombification.
Keep My Hand, Keep My Heart
Dead Sexy
I, Zombie
Mondo Zombie
Undead in the City
Answers Below
Fakes submitted by Deb, December/Stacia, Khazar-khum, McKoala
Actual Zombie Book Titles:
The Zen of Zombie
The Down-Home Zombie Blues
Zombie Bums from Uranus
Man, Beast and Zombie
White Zombie Astro-Creep
Stubbs the Zombie: Rebel Without a Pulse
Zombie Surf Commandos
How to Make Love Like a Zombie
Fred and Anthony Meet the Demented Super-de-Germ-O Zombie
Zombie Monkey Monster Jamboree
I, Zombie
Mondo Zombie
Why you don't get published.
8 comments:
Merry Christmas EE!
:-)
And may your new year be filled with all of your favorite things!
Merry Christmas O Evil One! Thanks for all your help this year. My New Years Resolution is to visit more often in 2008.
Merry Christmas, EE!
Zombie music to go with the zombie books!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjMiDZIY1bM
(the video was done by a fan, the song has nothing to do with WoW)
Happy Christmas EE :)
White Zombie was Rob Zombie's old band.
"Astro Creep" was its best song. It had the 'more human than the human' refrain.
THE DOWN-HOME ZOMBIE BLUES is a pretty good book. I'm a big fan of Linnea Sinclair, though this isn't her best.
Word Verification: uxltli
The Aztec god of zombies, of course.
Loved the Dead-Vinci Mode. :-) Heh.
Hope your Christmas was fun with all your zombie and weredingo friends. ;-)
How to Make Love like a Zombie is the best in the list
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