Bad analogies, final batch

Kissing your sister is like water for chocolate. -- Bill Highsmith

Bad analogies are like good ones, badly applied. -- Bill Highsmith

Her kisses were like queries; you didn't know if she liked you for months, and even then, she might only want a little more of you for further consideration. -- Bill Highsmith

She was like a bad movie; she worked during the day so you could only see her at night. -- Bill Highsmith

Feeling desperate about just about anything right now feels like standing in line at a deli and seeing a slightly plump mutton-chopped man in line in front of you who's minding his own business and ordering a roasted veggie panini, and you having a sudden urge to grab him by the lapels and beg him to do you, I mean, do your query. Next, I mean. Yeah. Like having blog fever or something. --Church Lady