Why you don't get published.
I think you really left Evil Jr in there over the weekend, so you could go to the beach with Mrs Evil in private. The poor dog is getting all the blame.
I don't know...it kinda looks like one of my crazy ex-girlfriend's quality attempt at housekeeping.Er...you're not going to throw that away...are you?
My ten pound fur ball puppy once discovered a paperback book on the floor. He used it for teething and when I got home, the entire room was a sea of paper bits. He was rolling in them.
OMG.Evil dog is evil.
I'm seeing lots of cheesy snacks in the mix. Is that the secret to your Evilness?
My dog waited until I was right on the cusp of finding out who the murderer was before ripping out the last two chapters of the thriller I was reading.She also chewed three big holes in the drywall of a rent house.
Actually, that's not my pantry. As I tweeted when I posted the picture on Twitter: Son of a friend accidentally shut their dog in the pantry and left for school. This is what they came home to.
Johnny Depp has to leave Australia tonight because of his terriers. Seriously? Are we demented? Have we simply lost our collective minds?
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