Why you don't get published.
This is perfect, anon.
Perfect . . . unless you just happened upon the site and are thinking, Who the hell is Whirlochre? For newbies, Whirl is a regular here, whose contributions might lead one, erroneously, to believe he's on a constant acid trip.
Actually, if you just happened upon the site, you're probably now thinking, And who is this Mrs. Varmighan? Mrs. V has appeared in numerous cartoons as EE's executive assistant. She also had a brief stint explaining cartoon captions and continuations to those who didn't get them, as may be seen by searching for posts titled Mrs. V Auditions, Cartoon 106, Cartoon 108, and New Beginning 500!
And if anyone is wondering who Evil Editor is — which out-of-touch fantasy universe do you inhabit, you schmuck?As it happens, vampires recently sucked the life out of the butterfly and my phantom EE typically hovers around on a pouffe, but I'm happy to take the rap...
LOLLoved this caption!
Unchosen captions:And this is the fantasy world in which most aspiring authors live... --anon.Dammit, Whirlochre, have you been putting LSD into the cocaine dispenser again?! --Mother (Re)producesIf I'd known it looked this good, I'd've got mean drunk and thrown up before...--anon.No... Must. Think. Evil. Thoughts. --anon.Hmm. Needs Zombies. --anon.Whoopee! The bad analogies have flowered! --woSo this is how they pitched Alice in Wonderland...with a bottle of acid. --MatthewWell if this is what happens when you think happy thoughts, I'm going back to Evil! --anon.What's Nathan Bransford's thought bubble doing here? --anon.
AHAHAHAHA! We love ya, WO!:-)
A perfect marriage of caption and image! Woe (or should that be whoa?)to those not yet familiar with our Whirl.(duh)
Fitting caption. Laughed my ass off.
It's a wonderful caption and made me laugh. I somehow imagine the inside of Whirl's head to be considerably stranger and probably darker than this.
BEST CARTOON OF THE YEAR!!! I'm still laughing.
I'm going with 'whoa', Anon. Fits just fine.
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