Wednesday, June 03, 2009

Cartoon 399

Caption: anon.

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Evil Editor said...

Unchosen captions:

Things just haven't been the same around here since Daddy Warbucks bought the house I work for... Wonder how she's getting on reading the slushpile with those blanked out eyeballs, anyway. --Mother (Re)produces

Lookin' good. --anon.

With this wig, and my specs an inch or two higher, I'm a cinch to get the 'Annie' role.--Paul Penna

Decades of editing best-sellers, but I have to change my name to Susan Boyle to get a little recognition... --John Quinto landed Spock, and they palmed me off with a Tribble...--wo

Evil looked in the mirror. He was devastatingly handsome, with iron-gray hair and...wait, what do you mean describing your MC by having them look in a mirror is cliche? --Kiersten

Is that a dildo?! --anon.

Ah, now THERE is someone who could use a face-lift. --Matthew

Mirror, mirror, with title focus
Slushpile bestselling manuscript locus --Faceless Minion

Too pretty for the book industry. Should be in the movies. --Matt Heppe

Nahhh..why mess with perfection? --khazar-khum

This wig is a pomeranian! No wonder Ms. Sanders has eyes in the back of her head.- r. watson

Okay, think, think... The poodle was fine this morning... --anon.

Mother (Re)produces. said...

Doh! reading this again, my caption doesn't make much sense. I deleted my antecedent! 'she' should be 'Annie.'