The list below includes 14 books (listed on BN.com) dealing humorously with the subjects of business, money and computers. It also includes 14 titles made up by your fellow minions. Which are the actual book titles?
50 Jobs Worse than Yours
101 Ways to Get Your Boss Fired
100 Bullshit Jobs...And How to Get Them
Office Dirty Tricks: 50 Ways to Sabotage Your Coworkers and Bluff Your Way to the Top
50 Satisfying Ways to Destroy Your Computer
Eat the Rich: A Treatise on Economics
What Would Machiavelli Do?: The Ends Justify the Meanness
Loving Microsoft Windows: Better Living through Chemistry
Extreme Office Crafts: Creative & Devious Ways to Waste Office Supplies & Company Time
Outsourcing Sleeping Your Way to the Top
Double the Fun with Double Entry Accounting
How to Succeed at Globalization: A Primer for the Roadside Vendor
The Glass Ceiling: Keeping it Sparkling Clean
Your Retirement Plan: Tuning it up or Polishing a Turd?
Now You've Got It, How to Keep It
Cube Chic: Take Your Office Space from Drab to Fab!
Pimp My Cubicle: Take Your Workspace from Boring to Bling!
Make A++ with C++
Cubicle Survival Guide: Keeping Your Cool in the Least Hospitable Environment on Earth
Who Moved My Soap?: The CEO's Guide to Surviving in Prison
Every Partner for Himself: Squeeze out your colleagues before they squeeze you out
It's Better Than Nerdsex: All Night Programming Fun!
Death by PowerPoint
Bullwinkle on Business: Motivational Secrets of a Chief Executive Moose
Test your knowledge quotient
Office Haiku: Poems Inspired by the Daily Grind
What to do When You Can't Get Enough (money)
Rich Writer, Poor Writer, Even Poorer Writer, Positively Indigent Writer
Answers Below
Fakes supplied by--McKoala, Bill H., Deborah K. White, writtenwyrdd, EE
The actual book titles are:
50 Jobs Worse than Yours
100 Bullshit Jobs...And How to Get Them
Office Dirty Tricks: 50 Ways to Sabotage Your Coworkers and Bluff Your Way to the Top
Eat the Rich: A Treatise on Economics
Extreme Office Crafts: Creative & Devious Ways to Waste Office Supplies & Company Time
Who Moved My Soap?: The CEO's Guide to Surviving in Prison
Death by PowerPoint
What Would Machiavelli Do?: The Ends Justify the Meanness
Cube Chic: Take Your Office Space from Drab to Fab!
Pimp My Cubicle: Take Your Workspace from Boring to Bling!
How to Succeed at Globalization: A Primer for the Roadside Vendor
Cubicle Survival Guide: Keeping Your Cool in the Least Hospitable Environment on Earth
Bullwinkle on Business: Motivational Secrets of a Chief Executive Moose
Office Haiku: Poems Inspired by the Daily Grind
2 comments:
Hippy Hoppy Happy New Year, EE!
(and minions)
As usual, the real titles are pretty hilarious.
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