Why you don't get published.
Unchosen captions:We proctologists usually don't make house calls. But when my receptionist said, "the biggest ass in the publishing business" needed an exam, naturally, I had to zip on over.--AngieWith my powers of deduction I shall determine which of us is truly the fictional character... --anon.And as you will see on page 1,629 of my memoir, that Doyle chap completely left out the fact that I also invented the board game Clue.--StacyWha-- Wait! What are you doing in my cartoon? --Anon.I've got it: Evil Editor in the conference room with the red pen! --Marisaa DoyleWell, pal, I managed to unblock it, but you should try using less paper. --anon.
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