Why you don't get published.
Unchosen captions:Half the price of a regular shredder — and it recycles the ink from the slush.--WhirlochreI said I was putting a call out for kid-lit. --Jo-AnnWell, at first I was skeptical about getting a nanny for the kids, but... --Anon....and what's amazing is it's actually less shit when it comes back out. --anon.Much cheaper than a document shredder. --McKoala
A goat. Why did it have to be a goat?Despite the fact that I got gored yesterday by one of these gentle document shredders, I did laugh at ALL the submitted captions for this.
Is that Phoenix's goat? Best be careful!
Caption: anon.
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ReplyDeleteHalf the price of a regular shredder — and it recycles the ink from the slush.--Whirlochre
I said I was putting a call out for kid-lit. --Jo-Ann
Well, at first I was skeptical about getting a nanny for the kids, but... --Anon.
...and what's amazing is it's actually less shit when it comes back out. --anon.
Much cheaper than a document shredder. --McKoala
A goat. Why did it have to be a goat?
ReplyDeleteDespite the fact that I got gored yesterday by one of these gentle document shredders, I did laugh at ALL the submitted captions for this.
Is that Phoenix's goat? Best be careful!
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