So bizarre is the fantasy leonine avatar mythology that if you push on my claw, a bell will sound in my tail and guarantee you pizza. --Whirlochre
Could you do me a favor? I really like it when my friends call me Aslan. --Stacy
Right. You're the Virgin Editor, and Gabriel told you in a dream to marry me. Shall I just rip your head off now, or would you like a running start? --Mother (Re)produces
My name is Aslan, and I have a message for you. The hour is coming when the lion will lie down with the lamb, and the novelist will shake the hand of the Evil Editor. But not today! A pox upon you, literary agent of Satan!--anon.
We have to stop meeting like this, darling. --Marissa Doyle
Thorn in my paw? No, I was just wondering if you would take a look at my query. --Ink and Pixel
Caption: Khazar-khum
Ha! Love it!
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ReplyDeleteSo bizarre is the fantasy leonine avatar mythology that if you push on my claw, a bell will sound in my tail and guarantee you pizza. --Whirlochre
Could you do me a favor? I really like it when my friends call me Aslan. --Stacy
Right. You're the Virgin Editor, and Gabriel told you in a dream to marry me. Shall I just rip your head off now, or would you like a running start? --Mother (Re)produces
My name is Aslan, and I have a message for you. The hour is coming when the lion will lie down with the lamb, and the novelist will shake the hand of the Evil Editor. But not today! A pox upon you, literary agent of Satan!--anon.
We have to stop meeting like this, darling. --Marissa Doyle
Thorn in my paw? No, I was just wondering if you would take a look at my query. --Ink and Pixel
boy this one really does the line...
ReplyDeleteI love it!
This is great!
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