Why you don't get published.
Unchosen captions:1,254,678 scripts in the slush, 1,254,678 scripts, take one out, light it on fire, 1,254,677 scripts in the slush...--Mother (Re)produces. . . and that's a day in the life of an editor. Any questions? --Stacy...after the campers fall asleep the bush weasels come and eat your brains. Sleep tight, don't let the u-know-who bite.--BibiI get this nightmare when I eat fried hot chili peppers mixed with half a pound of raw garlic tossed with Tobasco.--BibiBURRRRP! Sorry fellas. The burritos aren't sitting well.--BibiNo, I am not a fucking Wolfman! --Anon.Put your sticks away -- I'm not the StayPuft Marshmallow Man. --anon.If you want scare stories and sappy music, read my blog. Now I'm gonna talk about dangling modifiers.--anon.
"That story is not LAME. It scared Die Gebrüder Grimm in 1800!"
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ReplyDelete1,254,678 scripts in the slush, 1,254,678 scripts, take one out, light it on fire, 1,254,677 scripts in the slush...--Mother (Re)produces
. . . and that's a day in the life of an editor. Any questions? --Stacy
...after the campers fall asleep the bush weasels come and eat your brains. Sleep tight, don't let the u-know-who bite.--Bibi
I get this nightmare when I eat fried hot chili peppers mixed with half a pound of raw garlic tossed with Tobasco.--Bibi
BURRRRP! Sorry fellas. The burritos aren't sitting well.--Bibi
No, I am not a fucking Wolfman! --Anon.
Put your sticks away -- I'm not the StayPuft Marshmallow Man. --anon.
If you want scare stories and sappy music, read my blog. Now I'm gonna talk about dangling modifiers.--anon.
"That story is not LAME. It scared Die Gebrüder Grimm in 1800!"
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