Why you don't get published.
Unchosen captions:Just terrific! Another unsolicitated visit from an unpublished author.--angieThis is what happens when slushpile plot holes reach critical mass. --faceless minionAnyway, what was it you said about editors being big, fat, greedy rats? --anon.Pay attention when I'm talking, don't stare at the wall... --anon.I knew this office on the Times Square line would have a catch. --anon.Hey! Who moved my cheese? --anon.
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ReplyDeleteJust terrific! Another unsolicitated visit from an unpublished author.--angie
This is what happens when slushpile plot holes reach critical mass. --faceless minion
Anyway, what was it you said about editors being big, fat, greedy rats? --anon.
Pay attention when I'm talking, don't stare at the wall... --anon.
I knew this office on the Times Square line would have a catch. --anon.
Hey! Who moved my cheese? --anon.