Why you don't get published.
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--anon.
Dear Evil Editor,
Return my rake. Also, I have written a lawncare memoir: Your Upcoming Fall....
--Faceless Minion
dere editr, i luk liek proper author, can i hav book deel plz? --Steve Wright
Heh, it'll be fall before they find him. Now to finish my latest coutroom blockbuster...
--anon.
Having observed the bears for several days, I can confirm that indeed they do...
--anon.
Christmas Eve. 1972.
Yeah — happy festive nightmare office party memories to you too, you lucky unenslaved bastards!
-wo
...and while it is claimed there is a wood nearby, all I see is trees...
--anon.
I think that I shall never see
A swamp as creepy as EE
His comments brim with bile and sass
And like this stump he hurts my ass.
-John
Dear Mom,
I think I’ve finally figured out this writing thing. It’s all about who you know and where you stand.
--Wendy