Why you don't get published.
Unchosen captions:Looks like death-defying stuntmen with an artistic touch are the new vampires... --woI should push him off before he writes a memoir. --faceless minionSeems a shame to tell him that wasn't in Strunk & White after all... --anon.Fucking Whirlochre. --Blogless_TrollAh, online pizza delivery... --anon.Ahh, quiet...no more phone calls from Grisham, no more e queries, no slush, and--No! Dammit Grisham, I said stay away! --khazar-khumPffff... Shitty Monday. Whoa, it's that incontinent guy on the bike again! Things are looking up! --Mother (Re)producesI think I need less coffee in my whiskey... --anon.Commuting sucks now that cap-and-trade was passed. --Voter
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ReplyDeleteLooks like death-defying stuntmen with an artistic touch are the new vampires... --wo
I should push him off before he writes a memoir. --faceless minion
Seems a shame to tell him that wasn't in Strunk & White after all... --anon.
Fucking Whirlochre. --Blogless_Troll
Ah, online pizza delivery... --anon.
Ahh, quiet...no more phone calls from Grisham, no more e queries, no slush, and--No! Dammit Grisham, I said stay away! --khazar-khum
Pffff... Shitty Monday. Whoa, it's that incontinent guy on the bike again! Things are looking up! --Mother (Re)produces
I think I need less coffee in my whiskey... --anon.
Commuting sucks now that cap-and-trade was passed. --Voter