Why you don't get published.
Unchosen captions:Well of course it's cheesy. --anon.Yeah, the plot's a little cheesy, but I think it's great!--quill-shadowYou're the Big Cheese, right? --woI wrote the whole thing with cheese. --Faceless MinionSorry. Too cheesy. You'll have to gnaw this one yourself, EE.--Mother (Re)producesI know you said no unsolicited manuscripts but I think this one's the next "Of Mice and Men" --ToyaPoint & click, point & click. Quit squeezing my ears and get a real computer! --anon.But you widdled on the last three. When is it my turn? --Blogless_TrollI refuse to use your slush for nesting... the last bunch gave me a rash --LandraThanks for the nesting material, EE. Yeah, it IS a good thing my three buddies are blind! --AngieYeah, for the usual fee, me and my buddies can eat eight, maybe ten, of these a day... --Steve WrightShoes, we can do; overnight tailoring, no problem; but this..? --anon.*Me* plagerise? I knew I shouldn't have let that fink Hemmingway read my manuscript!--Mother (Re)produces...and when you're done typing up December's posts, fix me a coffee, LOSER... --woDon't mind the yellow marks. You know how it goes with toddlers. --anon.
Ha! This is good!
Hahaha. Poor mousey.
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ReplyDeleteWell of course it's cheesy. --anon.
Yeah, the plot's a little cheesy, but I think it's great!--quill-shadow
You're the Big Cheese, right? --wo
I wrote the whole thing with cheese. --Faceless Minion
Sorry. Too cheesy. You'll have to gnaw this one yourself, EE.--Mother (Re)produces
I know you said no unsolicited manuscripts but I think this one's the next "Of Mice and Men" --Toya
Point & click, point & click. Quit squeezing my ears and get a real computer! --anon.
But you widdled on the last three. When is it my turn? --Blogless_Troll
I refuse to use your slush for nesting... the last bunch gave me a rash --Landra
Thanks for the nesting material, EE. Yeah, it IS a good thing my three buddies are blind! --Angie
Yeah, for the usual fee, me and my buddies can eat eight, maybe ten, of these a day... --Steve Wright
Shoes, we can do; overnight tailoring, no problem; but this..? --anon.
*Me* plagerise? I knew I shouldn't have let that fink Hemmingway read my manuscript!--Mother (Re)produces
...and when you're done typing up December's posts, fix me a coffee, LOSER... --wo
Don't mind the yellow marks. You know how it goes with toddlers. --anon.
Ha! This is good!
ReplyDeleteHahaha. Poor mousey.
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