Page 3,541,157,355: ...having deserted my glorious attempts at a new career as a lawyer I determined, as was my want, to seek new life in a publishing endeavor...--Faceless Minion
And I thought this story had no meat on its bones! --Angie
Whoa. When they said 250,000 words, I thought it was for the actual historical novel, not the query for it. --Shosaanna Beaubahna
This story will literally scare you out of your skin..." Doesn't anyone know what "literally" means?--anon.
Man, I've been doing this a long time. --Doug
Last time I read a spy thriller in Morse code... --wo
Thank you for reading my draft for The Necronomicon 2. If you would like your flesh returned, please sign the enclosed contract. --Faceless Minion
I feel almost transformed by this manuscript - Bob Weir's memoirs of playing with the Grateful Dead. --Voter
Dammit, I put the laser specs on backwards again. --Rick Daley
No, I'm OK," I said. "I'll eat once I'm through working on this fantasy trilogy," I said... --Steve Wright
Mrs. V, can you get me another coffee? No, I'm still not through War & Peace & Zombies. --Stacy
Look, Doc, there's nothing in this policy says this isn't covered. --anon.
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ReplyDeletePage 3,541,157,355: ...having deserted my glorious attempts at a new career as a lawyer I determined, as was my want, to seek new life in a publishing endeavor...--Faceless Minion
And I thought this story had no meat on its bones! --Angie
Whoa. When they said 250,000 words, I thought it was for the actual historical novel, not the query for it. --Shosaanna Beaubahna
This story will literally scare you out of your skin..." Doesn't anyone know what "literally" means?--anon.
Man, I've been doing this a long time. --Doug
Last time I read a spy thriller in Morse code... --wo
Thank you for reading my draft for The Necronomicon 2. If you would like your flesh returned, please sign the enclosed contract. --Faceless Minion
I feel almost transformed by this manuscript - Bob Weir's memoirs of playing with the Grateful Dead. --Voter
Dammit, I put the laser specs on backwards again. --Rick Daley
No, I'm OK," I said. "I'll eat once I'm through working on this fantasy trilogy," I said... --Steve Wright
Mrs. V, can you get me another coffee? No, I'm still not through War & Peace & Zombies. --Stacy
Look, Doc, there's nothing in this policy says this isn't covered. --anon.