Why you don't get published.
Very nice one, Paul!
Unchosen captions:I read the ones that land face up.--Kool KatWhat a time to remember my toilet paper was still filed away... --Marissa DoyleShit, shit, shit -- you can never find the pre-nup when you need it! --anon.She loves me, she loves me not. she loves me, she loves me not...--mother (re)producesSome days, ya have to read the pages in the wrong order just to stay sane... --woI like it, I like it not. I like it . . . . --Barbara T.Dammit, I know I left a sandwich in here somewhere! --anon.There's a form rejection letter for every occasion. --faceless minionIt was a stroke of genius demanding a lottery ticket with each query. And a stroke of idiocy not to file them numerically. --Mother (Re)produces
Nice choice. Painful!
Screenplay by Evil Editor based on an idea by Paul Penna.
Caption: Paul Penna
Very nice one, Paul!
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ReplyDeleteI read the ones that land face up.--Kool Kat
What a time to remember my toilet paper was still filed away... --Marissa Doyle
Shit, shit, shit -- you can never find the pre-nup when you need it! --anon.
She loves me, she loves me not. she loves me, she loves me not...--mother (re)produces
Some days, ya have to read the pages in the wrong order just to stay sane... --wo
I like it, I like it not. I like it . . . . --Barbara T.
Dammit, I know I left a sandwich in here somewhere! --anon.
There's a form rejection letter for every occasion. --faceless minion
It was a stroke of genius demanding a lottery ticket with each query. And a stroke of idiocy not to file them numerically. --Mother (Re)produces
Nice choice. Painful!
ReplyDeleteScreenplay by Evil Editor based on an idea by Paul Penna.
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