Why you don't get published.
Holy shit - this is fucking hysterical! Made my morning.
UNCHOSEN CAPTIONS:No, actually ma'am, that wasn't yoghurt. --anon.WTF? Is this a manuscript or a menu? Prologue- Calamari with marinara sauce...--Rick DaleyI'd recommend the Strunk & White with a side order of Eats, Shoots & Leaves. For desert, how about a nice Novel Deviations? --Faceless MinionSorry to interrupt, ladies, but I happened to notice the blonde is not having more fun. --anon.
Hah - you totally got me into Gordon Ramsay, EE. This is perfect.
Piss wank?Sounds like one of the latest reviews of his restaurant if Yahoo News is to be believed.
Caption: Anon.
Holy shit - this is fucking hysterical! Made my morning.
ReplyDeleteUNCHOSEN CAPTIONS:
ReplyDeleteNo, actually ma'am, that wasn't yoghurt. --anon.
WTF? Is this a manuscript or a menu? Prologue- Calamari with marinara sauce...--Rick Daley
I'd recommend the Strunk & White with a side order of Eats, Shoots & Leaves. For desert, how about a nice Novel Deviations? --Faceless Minion
Sorry to interrupt, ladies, but I happened to notice the blonde is not having more fun. --anon.
Hah - you totally got me into Gordon Ramsay, EE. This is perfect.
ReplyDeletePiss wank?
ReplyDeleteSounds like one of the latest reviews of his restaurant if Yahoo News is to be believed.