Why you don't get published.
Unchosen captions:EE: Where the &#^$ is that plumber?Assistant: He refuses to snake out the first manuscript unless you agree to read his second one.--Suzan HardenEE: I finally got the last of the slush pile down the toilet.Mrs. V: Wait! I have one more for you. --Stacy
Actually, if you ate the manuscripts, the crap would be less, uh, cloggy.The slush pile -- a fine source of dietary fibre...
I'm just happy to see Mrs. V.
HA!Also, umm, hi. Remember me?Yeah, I suck.
Unchosen captions:
ReplyDeleteEE: Where the &#^$ is that plumber?
Assistant: He refuses to snake out the first manuscript unless you agree to read his second one.
--Suzan Harden
EE: I finally got the last of the slush pile down the toilet.
Mrs. V: Wait! I have one more for you.
--Stacy
Actually, if you ate the manuscripts, the crap would be less, uh, cloggy.
ReplyDeleteThe slush pile -- a fine source of dietary fibre...
I'm just happy to see Mrs. V.
ReplyDeleteHA!
ReplyDeleteAlso, umm, hi. Remember me?
Yeah, I suck.