Why you don't get published.
That's very funny.
Unchosen captions:"Hey, EE, is it true what they say -- that the potential for creative growth practically oozes out of your every pore?""Let's just say my back pocket had a date stone in an eggcup in it this morning." --Sophia"That steak was superb; my complements to the chef.""I believe you mean 'compliments,' sir." --anon.I bet you regret rejecting my manuscript now.And I bet you regret eating that tart I poisoned.--Matthew"My, that was good. What did you call it?""Filet d'Auteur Aspirer, sir." --anon."Wonderful! I guess all those episodes of the "F" Word didn't do you any harm!""Fucking right, dickhead."--anon.Wow, I've never had an editor cook me a meal before. That book must've been really good.Actually, it was that bad. This is your last meal. Once you finish, I'm going to have to kill you.--r. watsonCave cibum, valde malus est.Disiecti membra poetae est.______Beware the food, it is very bad.It is the limbs of a dismembered poet.--anon.
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That's very funny.
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"Let's just say my back pocket had a date stone in an eggcup in it this morning." --Sophia
"That steak was superb; my complements to the chef."
"I believe you mean 'compliments,' sir." --anon.
I bet you regret rejecting my manuscript now.
And I bet you regret eating that tart I poisoned.--Matthew
"My, that was good. What did you call it?"
"Filet d'Auteur Aspirer, sir." --anon.
"Wonderful! I guess all those episodes of the "F" Word didn't do you any harm!"
"Fucking right, dickhead."--anon.
Wow, I've never had an editor cook me a meal before. That book must've been really good.
Actually, it was that bad. This is your last meal. Once you finish, I'm going to have to kill you.--r. watson
Cave cibum, valde malus est.
Disiecti membra poetae est.
______
Beware the food, it is very bad.
It is the limbs of a dismembered poet.--anon.