You can feed me all the spoonfuls of sugar you want, Mary, it won't make your story any more plausible.--writtenwyrdd
Now, class, for your Analogy for Idiots course final, you need to explain why reading the slush is like going to the dentist. Bonus points for using the phrase, "spit or swallow." --writtenwyrdd
And you thought I was kidding when I said I'd rather get a root canal than read slush!--?
Man, you look JUST like John Gri-- Oh, shit. --anon.
Oh, rinse and SPIT. Sorry, my bad. --anon.
You queried me? Ah, remind me, what did I, uh, say...? --anon
Strange, I wasn't wearing a suit when he put me to sleep.... --Matthew
I'd do anything to get out of reading the slush pile. --Pacatrue
Not as bad a the slush pile yet.--?
"The Boys from Brazil" fan fic? That's an interesting hobby... --anon.
Slush... oral surgery... what's the difference? They're both excrutiating and require a thorough rinse and spit with a good disinfectant afterwards.--Mother (Re)produces
Untie me you fiend! No matter how much you torture me I still won't publish The Adventures of Tommy Toothbrush in Stinky Mouth Land! --Mother (Re)produces
Last time I dated a fetishist, it was the shoes that got to me... --Whirlochre
But there's no writers in there for me to spit on! --Suzan Harden
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ReplyDeleteYou can feed me all the spoonfuls of sugar you want, Mary, it won't make your story any more plausible.--writtenwyrdd
Now, class, for your Analogy for Idiots course final, you need to explain why reading the slush is like going to the dentist. Bonus points for using the phrase, "spit or swallow." --writtenwyrdd
And you thought I was kidding when I said I'd rather get a root canal than read slush!--?
Man, you look JUST like John Gri-- Oh, shit. --anon.
Oh, rinse and SPIT. Sorry, my bad. --anon.
You queried me? Ah, remind me, what did I, uh, say...? --anon
Strange, I wasn't wearing a suit when he put me to sleep.... --Matthew
I'd do anything to get out of reading the slush pile. --Pacatrue
Not as bad a the slush pile yet.--?
"The Boys from Brazil" fan fic? That's an interesting hobby... --anon.
Slush... oral surgery... what's the difference? They're both excrutiating and require a thorough rinse and spit with a good disinfectant afterwards.--Mother (Re)produces
Untie me you fiend! No matter how much you torture me I still won't publish The Adventures of Tommy Toothbrush in Stinky Mouth Land! --Mother (Re)produces
Last time I dated a fetishist, it was the shoes that got to me... --Whirlochre
But there's no writers in there for me to spit on! --Suzan Harden