Why you don't get published.
Unchosen captions:Here's the deja vu you ordered, mister.--Mother (Re)producesMan, wait 'til I tell my wife I met Evil Editor! She gets out tomorrow... --anon.Delivery for Evil Editor from Naked Yugoslavian Chicks magazine... --anon.Strangest customer I ever had...bloody squirrel. --BuffySquirrelHey E.E.! I've got anoher 49 boxes from this writer in the truck. Where do you want them? --Suzan Harden
49 boxes! ARRRRRRRGH! Now I'm picturing EE as Santa Clause like Tim Allen in that film where he gets box after box of christmas wish list.
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Man, wait 'til I tell my wife I met Evil Editor! She gets out tomorrow... --anon.
Delivery for Evil Editor from Naked Yugoslavian Chicks magazine... --anon.
Strangest customer I ever had...bloody squirrel. --BuffySquirrel
Hey E.E.! I've got anoher 49 boxes from this writer in the truck. Where do you want them? --Suzan Harden
49 boxes! ARRRRRRRGH! Now I'm picturing EE as Santa Clause like Tim Allen in that film where he gets box after box of christmas wish list.
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