Why you don't get published.
Unchosen captions:I call it Mt. Alien. All it took was laser vision and a bit of free time.--Faceless MinionJeez, stop gawping and just take the picture, would ya? --anon.No, the top doesn't just twist off... --anon.Can I keep it? Please, Ma? I'll feed it every day- it eats slush! --Mother (Re)producesIt's official. I'm the new Fay Wray. --woYeah? So what makes your "first contact" story so special? --anon.My name ISN'T George, dammit!--writtenwyrddLittle did the hapless Evil Editor know that the offer to reprise Land of the Giants was literal, not literary. --writtenwyrddSo anyway, why do you always post as "Anonymous"? --anon.Hmm, you're not a vampire by any chance? Now that would sell! --John
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ReplyDeleteI call it Mt. Alien. All it took was laser vision and a bit of free time.--Faceless Minion
Jeez, stop gawping and just take the picture, would ya? --anon.
No, the top doesn't just twist off... --anon.
Can I keep it? Please, Ma? I'll feed it every day- it eats slush! --Mother (Re)produces
It's official. I'm the new Fay Wray. --wo
Yeah? So what makes your "first contact" story so special? --anon.
My name ISN'T George, dammit!--writtenwyrdd
Little did the hapless Evil Editor know that the offer to reprise Land of the Giants was literal, not literary. --writtenwyrdd
So anyway, why do you always post as "Anonymous"? --anon.
Hmm, you're not a vampire by any chance? Now that would sell! --John