Why you don't get published.
Unchosen Captions:I've run out of the free kittens but I still have plenty of litter box liner.--writtenwyrddActually, sir, no, I'm not selling these yellow sweaters... --anonIf it wasn't for my nightly stripping job, I'd have to suffer the humiliation of selling these door to door. --wo It's like being David Blaine, only with zero media exposure... --wo Novel Christmas Decorations at knock down prices! --McKoala
No free kittens?I tell ya, kittens aren't free around here.
Poor EE.
good reminder. I still have to 'spend' my gift certificate from last summer.
Caption Evil Editor
Unchosen Captions:
ReplyDeleteI've run out of the free kittens but I still have plenty of litter box liner.--writtenwyrdd
Actually, sir, no, I'm not selling these yellow sweaters... --anon
If it wasn't for my nightly stripping job, I'd have to suffer the humiliation of selling these door to door. --wo
It's like being David Blaine, only with zero media exposure... --wo
Novel Christmas Decorations at knock down prices! --McKoala
No free kittens?
ReplyDeleteI tell ya, kittens aren't free around here.
Poor EE.
ReplyDeletegood reminder. I still have to 'spend' my gift certificate from last summer.
ReplyDelete