Why you don't get published.
That's a hoot.
Unchosen captions:Slushpile + alcohol = the next best seller. I swear. It netted me Eragon, didn't it?--writtenwyrdd I like my wine like my slush pile — overflowing.--woIt's true, I have most of my authors over a barrel -- that barrel over there. --khazar-khum I need a drink: those damned agents have got me over a... oh... what d'ya call it? --anon Hey! Putting me in this barrel will NOT help me mature as a writer! --anon. Normally I drink a glass of wine or five when I'm reading queries. But when I want to write one myself, I break out the good wine. --r. watsonResearching the sources for a wine guide is a tough job, but someone's gotta do it! --khazar-khum Yes, maybe I bleed my authors dry, but you must admit they mature nicely...--? An Epic Fantasy is like a good bottle of wine -- hurts like hell when you're hit on the head with one. --anon.
So rich. So full-bodied.So very Whirl - always a good thing.
The best 50% of this is EE's.
Naw, I just said what you meant.
Spoken like a true editor.
She's a naive, domestic little author, but I think you'll be amused by her presumption.
That's a hoot.
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ReplyDeleteSlushpile + alcohol = the next best seller. I swear. It netted me Eragon, didn't it?--writtenwyrdd
I like my wine like my slush pile — overflowing.--wo
It's true, I have most of my authors over a barrel -- that barrel over there. --khazar-khum
I need a drink: those damned agents have got me over a... oh... what d'ya call it? --anon
Hey! Putting me in this barrel will NOT help me mature as a writer! --anon.
Normally I drink a glass of wine or five when I'm reading queries. But when I want to write one myself, I break out the good wine. --r. watson
Researching the sources for a wine guide is a tough job, but someone's gotta do it! --khazar-khum
Yes, maybe I bleed my authors dry, but you must admit they mature nicely...--?
An Epic Fantasy is like a good bottle of wine -- hurts like hell when you're hit on the head with one. --anon.
So rich. So full-bodied.
ReplyDeleteSo very Whirl - always a good thing.
The best 50% of this is EE's.
ReplyDeleteNaw, I just said what you meant.
ReplyDeleteSpoken like a true editor.
ReplyDeleteShe's a naive, domestic little author, but I think you'll be amused by her presumption.
ReplyDelete