Okay, I take it back: Jurassic Park was neither trite nor implausible... --anon.
Sure, it's light on amenities, but as far as travel, I got a great discount.--?
I didn't say dangle my parts, you nimrod! I said dangling participle! --writtenwyrdd
(if the pterodactyl's talking) Whee! Watch this! Nuthin' but net! --writtenwyrdd
Just what I need — an MS etched into 400 miles of canyon.-- wo
Okay, okay, so it CAN happen in real life; doesn't mean it should be in your book... --anon.
If this thing takes a crap, I'm in trouble...-- anon
The ticket was cheap, but I am not looking forward to the free nuts... --anon.
I realise you look forward to hearing from me soon regarding your "contemporary Jurassic period science fiction" novel, Mr. Ugg, but I fear you may have misunderstood the guidelines concerning the SASE...-- Sophia Ahmed)
"Recapture the glamour of flying as it used to be..." Yeah, right. --anon.
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ReplyDeleteOkay, I take it back: Jurassic Park was neither trite nor implausible... --anon.
Sure, it's light on amenities, but as far as travel, I got a great discount.--?
I didn't say dangle my parts, you nimrod! I said dangling participle! --writtenwyrdd
(if the pterodactyl's talking) Whee! Watch this! Nuthin' but net!
--writtenwyrdd
Just what I need — an MS etched into 400 miles of canyon.-- wo
Okay, okay, so it CAN happen in real life; doesn't mean it should be in your book... --anon.
If this thing takes a crap, I'm in trouble...-- anon
The ticket was cheap, but I am not looking forward to the free nuts... --anon.
I realise you look forward to hearing from me soon regarding your "contemporary Jurassic period science fiction" novel, Mr. Ugg, but I fear you may have misunderstood the guidelines concerning the SASE...-- Sophia Ahmed)
"Recapture the glamour of flying as it used to be..." Yeah, right. --anon.
Just what I need — an MS etched into 400 miles of canyon.-- wo
ReplyDeleteI love this one!
The best ones stare you in the face.
ReplyDeleteGreat stuff, WW.
WW, you've got two great lines here!
ReplyDeleteSophia's SASe one is pretty good, too.
ReplyDeleteI like WW's and WO's--very funny!
ReplyDelete:-)