Why you don't get published.
Some Unchosen Captions:This isn't what I had in mind when I ordered that new screen cleaner.--Julia Weathers I am so not in the mood for any "pussy" jokes... --anon.Another morning spent looking at pussy on my computer... --anon. Mrs. V. was right. There is way too much pussy on the Internet.--inferno armadillo This is doing nothing for my hard-ass image.--anon Hmmm . . . I wonder whether Fifi would react well to shredded manuscripts as cat litter? --freddie
Anon makes it look so easy . . .
the dirty ones were better for this one, I think. especially "looking at pussy on my computer".
Possibly, but when half the captions submitted are the same joke, it could be that the joke is way too predictable.
Hmm, didn't look at it that way.
Hahahaha, now that's funny. And original.
I very much liked the chosen caption. Cute and made me smile.
dirty isn't always best. It's more amusing when there's a little shock value to it.
Out of curiosity, why did you call me Julia?
Who said dirty is always best?
Julie, I think he was channeling Booth Tarkington at the time.
Caption: Anon.
Some Unchosen Captions:
ReplyDeleteThis isn't what I had in mind when I ordered that new screen cleaner.--Julia Weathers
I am so not in the mood for any "pussy" jokes... --anon.
Another morning spent looking at pussy on my computer... --anon.
Mrs. V. was right. There is way too much pussy on the Internet.--inferno armadillo
This is doing nothing for my hard-ass image.--anon
Hmmm . . . I wonder whether Fifi would react well to shredded manuscripts as cat litter? --freddie
Anon makes it look so easy . . .
ReplyDeletethe dirty ones were better for this one, I think. especially "looking at pussy on my computer".
ReplyDeletePossibly, but when half the captions submitted are the same joke, it could be that the joke is way too predictable.
ReplyDeleteHmm, didn't look at it that way.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha, now that's funny. And original.
ReplyDeleteI very much liked the chosen caption. Cute and made me smile.
ReplyDeletedirty isn't always best. It's more amusing when there's a little shock value to it.
ReplyDeleteOut of curiosity, why did you call me Julia?
ReplyDeleteWho said dirty is always best?
ReplyDeleteJulie, I think he was channeling Booth Tarkington at the time.
ReplyDelete