Why you don't get published.
Unchosen Captions:Who knew they could do body transplants?--Julie WeathersThose Kenyans finally came through for me.--KierstenI did say I specialized in fantasy.-writtenwyrddFabio, eat your heart out.--writtenwyrdd
That's hilarious, EE. I don't even remember doing any part of that caption. But I think I'm improving in my caption writing skills. Not sure how to fit that onto my resume, though...
The Photoshop idea was yours. The diet idea was mine. They work better together than separately.
Tsk tsk. It's spelled Atkins.But now we can add this to the list of things we know about EE--he's not overweight. This alone can explain his lack of fad-diet spelling knowledge.(Cue Robin screaming at her computer: "I knew it! I KNEW he was a hotty!")
And thanks to your quick editing, people will be extremely confused by my comment ; )
More than confused, they'll think you're a total wacko.
I don't recall sending in my photo to be photoshopped...
Being a total whacko is good, isn't it? As opposed to a semi-whacko, or a whacko-wannabe??
I once had to work up newsletter photo's using two gals at work and they were so please when I told them I could make them look thinner. They didn't have a weight problem by any measure but they still liked the thinner versions.
Oh, can someone please photoshop a picture of me too please?Too funny!
Damn, Scott. If that's you, I really need to know.
Well, EE, what else is new...
Robin! You're not trying to cheat on EE with a minion now are you?Besides I have a feeling EE is geographically closer to you than Scott from Oregon.
Also, he didn't say which part of the picture he resembled.
That's it, Robin... go toward Oregan... that's it, almost there.C'mere, EE.
Clearly, I need a torsoectomy.
Oh no, uh uh. Just interested - not traveling.I'm not in the office today - so if you have something weird ir funny going on, please share.
I'd go on that diet, but I really think I would be unattractive that flat chested and muscled up.
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ReplyDeleteWho knew they could do body transplants?--Julie Weathers
Those Kenyans finally came through for me.--Kiersten
I did say I specialized in fantasy.-writtenwyrdd
Fabio, eat your heart out.--writtenwyrdd
That's hilarious, EE. I don't even remember doing any part of that caption.
ReplyDeleteBut I think I'm improving in my caption writing skills. Not sure how to fit that onto my resume, though...
The Photoshop idea was yours. The diet idea was mine. They work better together than separately.
ReplyDeleteTsk tsk. It's spelled Atkins.
ReplyDeleteBut now we can add this to the list of things we know about EE--he's not overweight. This alone can explain his lack of fad-diet spelling knowledge.
(Cue Robin screaming at her computer: "I knew it! I KNEW he was a hotty!")
And thanks to your quick editing, people will be extremely confused by my comment ; )
ReplyDeleteMore than confused, they'll think you're a total wacko.
ReplyDeleteI don't recall sending in my photo to be photoshopped...
ReplyDeleteBeing a total whacko is good, isn't it? As opposed to a semi-whacko, or a whacko-wannabe??
ReplyDeleteI once had to work up newsletter photo's using two gals at work and they were so please when I told them I could make them look thinner. They didn't have a weight problem by any measure but they still liked the thinner versions.
ReplyDeleteOh, can someone please photoshop a picture of me too please?
ReplyDeleteToo funny!
Damn, Scott. If that's you, I really need to know.
ReplyDeleteWell, EE, what else is new...
ReplyDeleteRobin! You're not trying to cheat on EE with a minion now are you?
ReplyDeleteBesides I have a feeling EE is geographically closer to you than Scott from Oregon.
Also, he didn't say which part of the picture he resembled.
ReplyDeleteThat's it, Robin... go toward Oregan... that's it, almost there.
ReplyDeleteC'mere, EE.
Clearly, I need a torsoectomy.
ReplyDeleteOh no, uh uh.
ReplyDeleteJust interested - not traveling.
I'm not in the office today - so if you have something weird ir funny going on, please share.
I'd go on that diet, but I really think I would be unattractive that flat chested and muscled up.
ReplyDelete