Why you don't get published.
Unchosen caption:Every day it's the same - the nightmare drudgery of switching boxes...--WO
EE, you've become such a nice editor! I was reading the Facelifts from 2006 in the archives. Man, brutal (but hilarious).You actually told one guy to trash all his characters and in their place add a brutal eunuch, two wolfmen and the Pookah of Leinster.
This caption scares me. This isn't a message, is it?
As I struggle to feed my blogging habit with these words, a redlined question mark bursts from my manuscript and loops itself round my neck, dragging me screaming towards the open maw of my abandoned ream of script.Goodbye cruel world....
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ReplyDeleteEvery day it's the same - the nightmare drudgery of switching boxes...--WO
EE, you've become such a nice editor! I was reading the Facelifts from 2006 in the archives. Man, brutal (but hilarious).
ReplyDeleteYou actually told one guy to trash all his characters and in their place add a brutal eunuch, two wolfmen and the Pookah of Leinster.
This caption scares me.
ReplyDeleteThis isn't a message, is it?
As I struggle to feed my blogging habit with these words, a redlined question mark bursts from my manuscript and loops itself round my neck, dragging me screaming towards the open maw of my abandoned ream of script.
ReplyDeleteGoodbye cruel world....