Although the anniversary post was intended to inspire amusing emails from celebrities, which a few people realized, it's most gratifying to also receive your kind words. In fact, I was so touched, I was crying all over the manuscripts on my desk, and had to trash them. It's nice to know that my efforts are appreciated.
Yours are as well. You don't have to provide helpful insights and advice to your fellow minions, or subject yourselves to comments that may occasionally seem evil. Without contributors, and commenters and lurking readers, this wouldn't work. As long as you guys keep coming back, I'll keep it going.
What? You mean we're not celebrities?
ReplyDeleteI don't know how I managed to miss that one...
ReplyDeleteHappy anniversary, EE.
GROUP HUG!!
ReplyDelete*squishes you*
You'll need to be extra evil to make up for this gushing.
ReplyDeleteNo, You are not.
ReplyDeleteI am, because I have a white Ford Bronco.
Do you?
OJ
You mean The Snark didn't email you? For shame.
ReplyDeleteWait until you read the foul GTPs I submitted last night. I might not be so welcome anymore.
ReplyDeleteHey, without you, I wouldn't be actively trying to spin a plot around a zombie shark. What would the world be, man??
ReplyDeleteTrashing manuscripts? Oh, EE. I quit my day job thinking that because I hadn't heard from you since submitting my supernatural thriller romance with literary aspirations written in tight poetic prose 8 months ago that surely you've been spending the time writing up that killer contract that's going to put us on the celeb circuit with royalties we can retire on.
ReplyDeleteCan I borrow your knife?
This is my favoritest blog in the whole wide world.
ReplyDeleteblogger ate my post yesterday, too. I am glad to be able to read your site every morning. Humor is good. Thanks again for taking the time and making the effort.
ReplyDeleteYou're the greatest, Evil, and always funny.
ReplyDeleteThanks EE for everything and Happy Anniversary! You've been a great great help to many writers and I've learned alot from you. I don't know how you have the time to do this but I can only say thank you.
ReplyDeleteThe tears will save you the price of a match.
ReplyDeleteEvery cloud.
Happy Anniversary, EE.
ReplyDeleteGutterBall said...
ReplyDeleteHey, without you, I wouldn't be actively trying to spin a plot around a zombie shark. What would the world be, man??
Hey! The shark's mine, Gutterball! It belongs under my Zamboni!
Congrats, EE - a week late (hangs head in shame).