tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post3264138013926856996..comments2024-03-26T18:28:06.391-04:00Comments on Evil Editor: Cartoon 479Evil Editorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03879826770199639420noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-88901854557132780632009-09-25T17:15:19.170-04:002009-09-25T17:15:19.170-04:00Amazing how many people thought queries came out o...Amazing how many people thought queries came out of other places._*rachel*_https://www.blogger.com/profile/03293167107180931700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-41627610041552222522009-09-25T09:36:17.630-04:002009-09-25T09:36:17.630-04:00Nice on, r.watson :).Nice on, r.watson :).nonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00415222406280230021noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-60474530753137320482009-09-25T08:14:54.108-04:002009-09-25T08:14:54.108-04:00Unchosen captions:
You thought I pulled your con...Unchosen captions:<br /><br /><br />You thought I pulled your contract out of something else, didn't you?--Pacatrue<br /><br />See? I do NOT pull them out of my ass! --writtenwyrdd<br /><br />Ta da! And now, my partner, JG, will pull a complete novel out of his arse.-anon.<br /><br />At least I didn't pull it out of my ass like most authors do. --Matthew<br /><br />Ah, yes. This is much easier than pulling the contract out of my ass. --Suzan Harden<br /><br />Our first lesson in Query Writing 101 is this: You pull the query out of a HAT, people.--writtenwyrdd<br /><br />This way, I carry my shredder everywhere I go.--ww<br /><br />"And we say the magic words... hmm... well, this is embarrassing. The rabbit has just informed me that I'm not right for his list."-- r. watson<br /><br />For my next trick, watch where I hide this manuscript. --James Klousia<br /><br />You see? Producing an award-winning manuscript is just that easy!--Clarkkers<br /><br />Hey Rocky, watch me pull a form rejection out of my hat!--?<br /><br />And just for you, I pull a contract out of a hat! ha ha, just kidding; it's Grampa Evil's peanut butter and corned beef punch recipe. Want a copy?--Mother (Re)produces<br /><br />It is the perfect query, for now my hat shall fit exactly. --anon.<br /><br />As effective as a shredder, and no trash to take out! --anon.<br /><br />Voila! The mythical "Perfect Query"! --anon.Evil Editorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03879826770199639420noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-75017095588940638272009-09-25T08:03:25.851-04:002009-09-25T08:03:25.851-04:00hahahahahahahahahahahahahahanonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00415222406280230021noreply@blogger.com