tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post117200409857398571..comments2024-03-26T18:28:06.391-04:00Comments on Evil Editor: Okay, I'm game.Evil Editorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03879826770199639420noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-1172283368695210922007-02-23T21:16:00.000-05:002007-02-23T21:16:00.000-05:00What do you think happened to that poor astronaut?...What do you think happened to that poor astronaut?? <BR/><BR/>(Okay, that was in incredibly poor taste.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-1172158137374294612007-02-22T10:28:00.000-05:002007-02-22T10:28:00.000-05:00OK- my vote has changed- I likeAnonymous 11:06 pm'...OK- my vote has changed- I like<BR/><BR/>Anonymous 11:06 pm's contribution, thank you very much.Robin S.https://www.blogger.com/profile/03258459688300851984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-1172117197373434492007-02-21T23:06:00.000-05:002007-02-21T23:06:00.000-05:00Volume I was sexy, but Volume II will keep you up ...Volume I was sexy, but Volume II will keep you up all night...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-1172103854112144962007-02-21T19:24:00.000-05:002007-02-21T19:24:00.000-05:00Wait...singing about dying children isn't funny? C...Wait...singing about dying children <I>isn't</I> funny? Crap! What, did I miss a memo?GutterBallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17943760313844692975noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-1172102708708849052007-02-21T19:05:00.000-05:002007-02-21T19:05:00.000-05:00"Deviating in new ways. Make that newer ways.""Sti..."Deviating in new ways. Make that newer ways."<BR/><BR/>"Still deviating."<BR/><BR/>"We couldn't be any freaking more deviant. And novel. Until Volume 3. Now Volume 3, that's what Satan calls deviant."<BR/><BR/>"Warning: Do not operate heavy machinery after consumption."<BR/><BR/>"20% more ril."<BR/><BR/>"EE said I could use this as a pub credit! A pub credit! Me! OMG! OMG!"<BR/><BR/>"Ingredients: Water, corn syrup, vigilantesorceror #5, deoxybrutaluschloroeunuchus, vitamins E and E, DecemberQuinnam Gum. Contains less than 1% of: art."<BR/><BR/>"These freaks think that singing about dying children is funny. That tells you all you need to know."<BR/><BR/>"Crap, now I have to go do work instead of coming up with silly things to put in EE's book. Wait. You typed that in? What are you- Stop! I told you- One more letter and I'm going to kick your ass into the nexus of time travel itself. That's it! klgsjhagdf"pacatruehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04125048243775811714noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-1172097299161618892007-02-21T17:34:00.000-05:002007-02-21T17:34:00.000-05:00Better than Porn!You won't be able to put it down....Better than Porn!<BR/><BR/>You won't be able to put it down. No, really. We've added some glue.<BR/><BR/>Have a lousy sence of humour, or no humour at all? Just memorize this book, and you'll be the life of the party.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-1172093829328637252007-02-21T16:37:00.000-05:002007-02-21T16:37:00.000-05:00"This book will stop you from joining the monaster..."This book will stop you from joining the monastery... and you'll grow hair!"<BR/><BR/>"If you're looking for something evil, read any book. If you're looking for something evil and funny, drop everything and read Novel Deviations 2!"<BR/><BR/>"Sick of battling drug/alchohol/insatiable porn appetite? Grab Novel Deviations 2! This stuff will keep you off that stuff!"<BR/><BR/>"The book every pope must read."<BR/><BR/><BR/>Okay, crawling back into the shell. Quit throwing stuff.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-1172085493055070652007-02-21T14:18:00.000-05:002007-02-21T14:18:00.000-05:00"Novel Deviations is made of paper! It's paper!""..."Novel Deviations is made of paper! It's paper!"<BR/><BR/>"Only made from murderous trees who have been sentenced to death by a court of their peers."<BR/><BR/>"Now with 50% more humor!"<BR/><BR/>"** Batteries not included. Offer not valid in Texas, New Jersey, and Canada. Do not drive while reading this product."<BR/><BR/>"More entertaining than a thesaurus!"<BR/><BR/>"Dashing literary dreams, one author at a time."<BR/><BR/>"The devil wields a red pen."Reihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17005292189176596201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-1172070592187692612007-02-21T10:09:00.000-05:002007-02-21T10:09:00.000-05:00What? Me Write?What? Me Write?Dave Fragmentshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17985158361431606939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-1172064836517485202007-02-21T08:33:00.000-05:002007-02-21T08:33:00.000-05:00I really like "The long awaited prequel to Volume...I really like "The long awaited prequel to Volume 3."Robin S.https://www.blogger.com/profile/03258459688300851984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-1172062649806854222007-02-21T07:57:00.000-05:002007-02-21T07:57:00.000-05:00"Shock 'n raw!""Shock 'n raw!"Bernitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05264585685253812090noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-1172034580044744662007-02-21T00:09:00.000-05:002007-02-21T00:09:00.000-05:00Instructions for use: place under shortest leg of ...Instructions for use: place under shortest leg of coffee table.<BR/><BR/>Caution: if table is still uneven, prop up opposite side with Novel Deviations 1.<BR/><BR/>OR<BR/><BR/><I>This is absolutely the second-most book in the Novel Deviations series.</I>GutterBallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17943760313844692975noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-1172034054448316632007-02-21T00:00:00.000-05:002007-02-21T00:00:00.000-05:00Not very expensive and we need the money.Not very expensive and we need the money.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-1172028703796564742007-02-20T22:31:00.000-05:002007-02-20T22:31:00.000-05:00Think you could make a better job of finishing som...Think you could make a better job of finishing somebody else's story? 97.5* of Evil Editor's minions prove that it's harder than they thought.<BR/><BR/>*Furry beasts only earn 0.5 of a person point. Wait till it gets to cute points though...McKoalahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01457446171624585099noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-1172028535687916252007-02-20T22:28:00.000-05:002007-02-20T22:28:00.000-05:00Ever dreamed of being a writer? This is the book t...Ever dreamed of being a writer? <BR/>This is the book that will change your mind.McKoalahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01457446171624585099noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-1172021524827880912007-02-20T20:32:00.000-05:002007-02-20T20:32:00.000-05:00"Only the truly brave may enter this realm.""Body ..."Only the truly brave may enter this realm."<BR/><BR/>"Body armor highly suggested during the reading of this book."Brendahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17083327647412477394noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-1172021142660320192007-02-20T20:25:00.000-05:002007-02-20T20:25:00.000-05:00Second base is always better than first base. Just...Second base is always better than first base. Just wait until we score that homerun.Brendahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17083327647412477394noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-1172015173293799732007-02-20T18:46:00.000-05:002007-02-20T18:46:00.000-05:00Outstanding value at only 50c an ounce*.*Or whatev...Outstanding value at only 50c an ounce*.<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>*Or whatever: you do the math...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26791026.post-1172006925511860112007-02-20T16:28:00.000-05:002007-02-20T16:28:00.000-05:00Okay, I'll play. :D"If Britney Spears and Volume ...Okay, I'll play. :D<BR/><BR/>"If Britney Spears and Volume 1 had a love child, this would be it."<BR/><BR/>"Surgeon General's Warning: May cause permanent laugh lines."<BR/><BR/>hahahaha that last one was bad. Pretend I didn't write that.<BR/><BR/>RhondaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com