Friday, April 24, 2015

Big News!


I've sold the film rights to The Evil Editor Story.




I have no control over who's cast, but if you guys will make suggestions (in the comments) for who should play Evil Editor, Mrs. Varmighan, John Grisham, and Erick, the strange angelic man, I'll pass them along to the producer.



6 comments:

  1. You should play yourself, of course. No mere actor is equal to the part. If they can't afford you, they'll have to make do with a cg version.

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  2. Mrs. V.: Julia Roberts
    Erick: John Malkovich
    Grish: Woody Harrelson
    EE: Marlon Brando

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  3. EE: Ed Asner
    Mrs Varmighan: Marge Simpson
    Erick: Patrick Stewart
    Grisham: That evil footman guy on Downton Abbey

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  4. EE: George Clooney
    MV: Lady Gaga
    JG: Jon Hamm
    ETSAM: Icarus

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  5. EE: Alan Rickman
    Mrs V: Christina Hendricks
    Erick: Snoop Dogg
    Grish: Danny Trejo

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  6. EE: Jack Nicholson or Detective Zack Martinez
    Mrs V: Jennifer Lawrence
    Erick: I vote for John Malkovich too
    Grish: Borgo the Disemboweler

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