Sometimes Evil Editor notices that certain phrases in writers' query letters are difficult to say five times in a row really fast. Thanks to Google I've been able to collect these examples:
Stepmom's swan song
Leftshwich
ski sash
Rod-legged oil rigger
ruthless duelist
Laleena llama
Why you don't get published.
Dear Agent,
ReplyDeleteWhen Leftshwich, the ruthless duelist, attacks her father's new wife Ruth, a rod-legged oil rigger, it looks like it could be her stepmom's swan song. But a Laleena llama comes to the rescue with a ski sash.
Lefschwich the Ruthless Duelist ish complete at 36 words.
Ha Ha Ha
ReplyDeleteI think ruthless duelist is my fave.
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