Why you don't get published.
Unchosen captions:It's a miracle all that trickling, gurgling, splashing, gushing water doesn't make you need to pee. --Mother (Re)producesI'd love to help you, but I'm bustin' for a piss. You just wait here a few more hours. --John
Did not realize the Little Dutch Boy was Cyclopean.
Perfectamundo, Whirlio!
Y'all just don't know a good wee joke when you read one ]:<;]
mwa hahaHaving just bushwhacked my way through the paper equivalent of 6 novels worth of slush pile, I found this timely and hilarious.
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ReplyDeleteIt's a miracle all that trickling, gurgling, splashing, gushing water doesn't make you need to pee. --Mother (Re)produces
I'd love to help you, but I'm bustin' for a piss. You just wait here a few more hours. --John
Did not realize the Little Dutch Boy was Cyclopean.
ReplyDeletePerfectamundo, Whirlio!
ReplyDeleteY'all just don't know a good wee joke when you read one ]:<
ReplyDelete;]
mwa haha
ReplyDeleteHaving just bushwhacked my way through the paper equivalent of 6 novels worth of slush pile, I found this timely and hilarious.